The Bullets that Bush is Shooting Himself in the Foot With

Nowadays, it's just not enough for a guy to ignore twice as many laws as all other presidents in history combined. You've got to admit, he's really going the extra mile in order to piss the entire US off. He must be trying to get the lowest approval rating of any president, and if he keeps it up he just might make it. He's damned close as it is (about 31%) compared to Nixon when he resigned (27%). Some of the latest shenanigans just might give him the push he needs to make it big (or little, as it were).

The best part of it is that he couldn't have done it alone. All of his idiot political appointments are really helping out. In case you're confused or in denial, here's a short list of bullets (listed in order of size of metaphorical bullet, as shown in picture above).

1. Can't find Osama worth a damn, may have stopped trying (he's a 50 year old, 6'4" man on dialysis for god sakes!)
2. Allowing for development of logging trails in wilderness areas (Teddy's rolling in his grave)
3. Drilling in ANWR (Teddy's gonna haunt his ass)
4. No Child Left Behind Act (actually left a large number of children behind, even went so far as to make it even worse lately)
5. Ignoring Laws (what a prick!)
6. Torture of POWs (I hear he's a big fan of Rudolf Hoess' work at Auschwitz)
7. Hurricane Katrina (Knew it was coming, knew it was gonna be bad, didn't do shit)
8. Proposed Ammendments to ban gay marriage (It never goes through and yet he keeps on going, quite an election gimmick)
9. Reduced Homeland Security funds to NY and D.C. (Apparently the Empire State building, the Chrysler building, Wall Street, the Brooklyn bridge, the other bridges into Manhattan, the statue of liberty, the Washington monument, the Jefferson memorial, the Lincoln memorial, the Vietnam veterans memorial, the James Garfield memorial, the FDR memorial, the Korean war memorial, the peace monument, the pentagon (still), the white house, the capitol, the treasury, the department of state, two FBI headquarters, the national archives, the bureau of engraving and printing, the smithsonian, the headquarters of the UN, foreign and domestic diplomat housing, and an assload of embassies and consulates don't count as icons or monuments.)
10. Weapons of Mass Destruction and the Iraq War (Still can't find them huh? I thought Rumsfeld knew exactly where they were.)
11. Immigration reform (It's going to take a lot more than all this to make the US unappealing to Mexicans)
12. Domestic Wiretapping (Something tells me that terrorists aren't going to be calling old Mrs. Ferguson down the street and telling her their evil plans.)

That's a lot of bullets to shoot ones self in the foot with.

All metaphors aside, this guy and his lackeys are seriously tearing this country apart.